Or perhaps not, I'll leave you to judge.
Somehow, this little gem has escaped us until now. It really shows how a man can enhance his worth in the eyes of his lady.
A girl goes to take a shower. Her boyfriend, in a most romantic way, makes a pretend piece of dog excrement out of chocolate and then collects a tray of snow and throws the snow with the "excrement" into the shower!
The lady is horrified and describes his actions as "nasty". I say, "nice one, my son!" If only all men knew how to get to a girl's heart in this manner, the world would be a different place (and a few of us wouldn't be walking straight!).